RTL-X

RTL-X

!Poezen, Mijne Lullen!

When exploring campus for the first time, there will be a chance that you will see shiny pink robes at a quick glance. You have now gained the excitement of the center of the fire, the ever-burning ember, and you have had the honor to spot a real RTLX member! RTLX, pronounced as er-tee-el TIEN(!!!!), is probably the committee with the HARDEST task of all committees on campus. As you might know, Nyenrodians love to go on naked adventures at night, and we as RTLX, love to keep track of all these horny students and their no- pants-fights. This even means the ones who have roamed our grounds for a short spurt, we will know the second someone enters your skirt. RTLX is our name, gossiping is our game.

If you think you found a quiet spot to suck, fuck, and swear, just remember our little spies are everywhere. If discretion to you is a must, stop dreaming because we will know from your first that

thrust. Feel free to come chat and have a drink, tell us who received your load instead of your sink. Raise your glass, have a drink, make a toast, just remember that sooner rather than later you will be exposed.

You will be made known by us, it’s a fact not a misschien.

Quit being shy and scream:

RTLX LAAT JE TIETEN ZIEN! !PIJPEN IS ZILVER, NEUKEN IS GOUD!